SO: 'My toes have had really dry skin for the past few days. It's been quite a problem.'
Me: 'Have you moisturized them?'
SO: 'I don't have any foot moisturizer.'
Me: [deadpan; nodding sympathetically] 'I hear there's a foot moisture shortage these days.'
SO: '...'
Me: *snerk*
SO: '...I suppose you have moisturizer in the bathroom.'
Me: *grinning* 'Go nuts.'
